Monday, August 15, 2011

How to Paddle

I went white water rafting today. While rafting, I had the following exchange with our guide:

Me: So is it more effective to skim the top of the water with the paddle or put it completely into the water?
Guide: You know that game guys sometimes like to play called 'Just the Tip'?
Me: I love that game.
Guide: Well when you're rafting you don't want to play that game. You want to put it ALL. THE WAY. IN.
Me: I love you.

For the rest of the day every time I paddled I felt slightly to moderately horny.

1 comment:

  1. lol. oh my word. Seriously?! wow, it's fun hanging out with you!!

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