It Just Got Sexy

For the last month I have been dating an electrical engineer. While he really can be quite charming, sometimes I'm a little caught off guard by the things he says. Here are a few examples:

"It just got sexy."
(After I lit candles)

"Pi"
(When asked if he had a lucky/favorite number)

"Are you ready, gorgeous, to kneel down in front of me?"
(After offering me a back massage)

"I missed you quite a bit actually. Roughly as much as Justin Bieber will miss his girl voice in a year or two."
(When asked if he missed me while I was in Italy for 2 weeks)

"Don't tease me about the market - a man just needs to do some local, organic, free-trade, free-range, vegan, carbon-negative nectarine shopping once in a while."
(After being gently mocked for loving the farmer's market)

Ok,so really I'm not at all caught off guard because I'm always desperately waiting (with a pen somewhere nearby) for men to drop these beauties so I can share them with you. More to come I'm sure.

How to Paddle

I went white water rafting today. While rafting, I had the following exchange with our guide:

Me: So is it more effective to skim the top of the water with the paddle or put it completely into the water?
Guide: You know that game guys sometimes like to play called 'Just the Tip'?
Me: I love that game.
Guide: Well when you're rafting you don't want to play that game. You want to put it ALL. THE WAY. IN.
Me: I love you.

For the rest of the day every time I paddled I felt slightly to moderately horny.