Likes and Dislikes

Things that make me want to kick a puppy or otherwise turn me off:
- one-ply toilet paper
- traffic
- closed mindedness
- bad communicators
- frequent use of "lol"
- use of "kewl" ever
- hypocrisy
- smokers
- being called hun or babe (although honey and baby don't bother me)
- the missing 'r' button on my laptop
- constantly cleaning cat hair off of every surface in my apartment
- constantly having a layer of cat hair on every item of clothing I own
- nonstop negativity
- nonstop positivity
- asking me out on a first date via text
- going dutch on the first few dates
- too much tongue
- too little tongue (although this is preferable to the alternative)
- Prop 8
- not knowing the difference between your and you're, two, to and too, and their, there and they're
- long hair on men
- overly hairy men
- men who shave their entire bodies (unless they are athletes)
- sour cream
- olives
- men who act like idiots and then say they hate drama- if you don't want drama stop being a complete moron/asshole
- people already in the hot tub when I get there
- people who come into the hot tub when I'm already in it
- getting sunburned
- when my inhaler is clogged
- ordering Indian food medium spicy and getting it mild
- ordering Indian food medium spicy and getting it hot
- file cabinets that fall on me
- people who take the bible literally and don't think for themselves
- people who have a fit if you write 'god' instead of 'God'
- snoring
- having to wear a mask and be hooked up to a breathing machine when I sleep
- uvulopalatopharangynoplasty
- flakey people
- Dane Cook as an actor
- clocks that tick loud enough that I can hear them ticking
- biological clocks
- my grandmother profanely discussing sex
- getting my oil changed
- rolling my jeep
- temperatures below 64 degrees or above 86 degrees

Things that I heart:
- the secretary at the elementary school where I work
- parents and teachers who promptly complete the paperwork I ask them to fill out on their children/students
- men who open my car door
- happy hour
- cupcakes
- honesty
- stick figure drawings
- sporks
- mindfulness
- the cold side of the pillow
- good morning/good night texts
- when the weather outside is weather
- when you shut your mouth when you're talking to me
- when you get the reference
- games like Taboo, Scattegories, Texas Hold'em, and Just the Tip
- motorcycles
- New York
- San Diego
- outdoorsy people
- karaoke when not taken seriously
- shopping with Laura
- Gray and Little Bubba
- hiking
- someecards.com
- getting a massage
- rollercoasters
- Dane Cook as a comedian
- Mitch Hedberg
- Business Time/Flight of the Conchords
- psychological thrillers
- running
- daylight saving time
- dancing
- camping
- country concerts
- traveling
- tailgating
- sour candy
- sarcasm
- Christmas morning at Amber's house
- praise for a job well done or for my effort
- affection
- Penney's blog
- postcards from friends who go on vacation
- when my dad comes to visit
- the sun
- the ocean
- use of the terms "I heart that," "fml," "obvi," "that's what she said," and "your mom"
- Sandy's sister
- my blackberry
- coming to work and finding tons of food in the teacher's lounge
- 2-3 year olds
- having summers off