You Should Marry Him

The other night I was out with a friend and I saw a guy I thought was attractive. This is the conversation that followed...

Me: He's pretty cute, but I don't like the long hair. Do you think it would be rude if I asked him to cut it for me?
Friend: No. Just ask him to do it on the second date. He is really cute. I think you should marry him.
Me: Don't say things to me like "You should marry him." You're feeding the frenzy.
Friend: Ok. I will rephrase it...I think you should date him a reasonable amount of time and then get engaged.
Me: Thanks, that's better.

Crazy doesn't grow in a vacuum my friends.