I have recently gone on a few dates with a guy who is really nice, but who I am just not into. Below are a few texts I have gotten from him (typed verbatim, including his spelling) that may indicate why...
6.03.10: "All year no casual Fridays for me boo!! My ties do kick ass though so it's all good"
6.07.10: "I'm at the store exchanging the charging block for my mom's laptop that should be under warranty..I'm the geeksquad in the house, don't get me started, I could not be moving out any sooner"
6.07.10: "Time to lift and get those buns of steal"
6.08.10: "Had an ok day lifting"
6.09.10: "Im pretty stoked with my shirt tie combo today"
6.09.10: "Just got home and bout to lift"
6.09.10: "Produce is a very important topic for me"
6.10.10: "A night at the rocksberry...your thoughts?"
6.11.10: "I can't say cocktail without smiling"
6.11.10: "I'm thinking about wearing the white pants I got at Express. I've really been wanting to wear them" (To which I replied: "You cannot wear white pants unless you are Miami Vice or are getting married on the beach." He did not wear the white pants.)
6.13.10: "It's awesome! Hotter than balls but fun work"
6.14.10: "Secretary at my middle school sent a staff email about a Wennie Roast tomorrow for lunch...i promised after 30 no more saying wennie"
I think 3 dates may be enough...
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I've not seen such douchebaggery in a fortnight!
ReplyDeleteHe sent you like 15 texts about himself; what, did he just get here from Jersey Shore? Are you dating The Situation, Becca?
Also, what's a "wennie"?
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
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